The Funny One
If a dick and fart joke could work and had a larger than average vocabulary, it would be Harry.
He is best known for making offensive jokes that are somehow funny. No one knows how he does this and why no one has shot him, yet.
Through no fault of his own, he is the proud father of 5 dogs, 2 cats, and 2 spiders.
In his spare time, he makes stuff: stories, furniture, food, and whatever tickles his fancy that day. He also uses his spare time to try, in vain, to get his wife to stop adopting animals.